The Play with Boys Bunny

Have you ever met a character who was just a bit more animated than most people?
The kind who speaks very effeminately, maybe dresses in drag and kisses men?
You know--

Bugs Bunny.

I'm not saying Bugs is gay. I'm just saying he occasionally dabbles in transvestism and gets his proverbial rocks off by teasing his ever-confused secret lover Elmer Fudd.

Now I'm not saying Elmer's gay, but I think the whiskers would be a dead giveaway of Bugs' masculinity. But Fudd is known to be confused too, as you'll soon see.






Look, we all know bunnies are horny little beasts...
...and will hump anything.







Look what a cock-a-doodle will do!










But I can understand Bugs' confusion. He has no genitalia.






But it's Elmer Fudd I'm concerned about. He's kinda sick in the head, and needs psychotherapy. The mask of Hannibal Lecter kind. He wants to eat a male rabbit, but bang a shemale one?
He is a tad bit messed up. Look at what Bugs has put him through! The guy doesn't know who he is anymore--A man, a woman, gay, lesbian, bi, interspecies-ist!



[See exhibit A below]

















By the way, Tweety Bird, hermaphrodite mutant child dwarf clone of the giant genetic abberration (also a spawn of the avian version of Hermes and Aphrodite) Big Bird, who impregnated itself, is not gay. Hermaphrodites, especially mutants, can't be gay.

















p.s.
It's been brought to my attention that there are many suspect closet toons.
Let us not forget the inseparable Shag "He" and Scooby "Doo"...

But really...that's just bestiality.

Scientist Discover Elusive Style Gene attached to Gay Gene?

I walked into this house party and this dude starts hitting on me. I mean, he acted like I was Penis Christ looking for disciples. Please, I don't want any stakes in my hand. I knew he was one of those homosexuals that pretend to be straight until they get a bit o' liquid courage in them. I guess he felt motivated to make a move on me because of my eccentric dress code. He assumed I was homosexual because I was dressed really uniquely, as I do.



Does this outfit accentuate my cock?


I've come to realize people equate fashion sense with homosexuality. I don't know why. Because gay dudes I know or have met or seen don't dress any better than straight dudes. Their homes aren't neater. Their hair isn't sharper. They just prefer to have a penis pushed in their ass.



I mean, look how stylish he is.



Besides, if you've ever been to Dubai, you'd know how most of the men from one particular country (which shall remain anonymous) dress in a style that most of us Westerners would consider gay attire. They even get manicures and get their eyebrows arched. That's pure gaiety, in my opinion. But that's another blog.

I don't make it a point to say I'm straight (because I don't care what people think) but I guess I have to in order to make my point.

Gay dudes have been branded as fashionistos and style gurus, as if their gayness automatically makes them fashionable. Bullshit. If there's a gay gene, then a style gene isn't automatically attached to it. Besides, no one is BORN with good taste. Not that I've tasted myself or anything. That was called a joke. But seriously, I developed this style over the years. Maybe I was born with the seed, the imagination, but I had to cultivate it. Nurture over nature.

Besides, who said gay dudes have great fashion sense? And why? I see no connection with wanting a dick in your ass and having a great sense of style. Was that offensive? Sorry. But I find it stupid to assume someone is gay because they have a great sense of style...or that someone has a great sense of style because they are gay.

They say this gay guy has taste. They who?



I'm just wondering--if gay dudes are so stylish, then why aren't gay day parades filled with stylish couture, rather than the uniform of so-called sexual deviants.

I should make the point that the gay guy who was hitting on me was dressed really lame.